Quotes on Sex

My girlfriend always laughs during sex –no matter what she’s reading. Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love. Woody Allen I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Tom Clancy You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither. Steve Martin Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. Woody Allen Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. Lynn Lavner Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. George Burns Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships Sharon Stone Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. Robin Williams Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. Roseanne Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. Robert De Niro There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem? Dustin Hoffman There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked. Jerry Seinfeld Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. Woody Allen See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? George Carlin

Choosing the right sunglasses for your face

Getting the Right Fit

The sunglass size should be in proportion with the face size. This means that smaller sunglasses are best for smaller faces; larger sunglasses for larger faces. The frame shape should contrast with, that is, be the opposite of, the shape of the face.

These tips must not be taken as rules but they can help you to choose your right frame.

So let’s start …

 

 

Oval face

Almost
any style works for oval face. Experiment with the latest looks, such
as wraparounds or shields. Square shaped frames with gently rounded
edges and higher temples also look good on an oval face.

 

Frame suggestions : Any frame shape

 

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Round face

Frames
should make the face appear longer and thinner. In general, look for
frames equal to or slightly wider than the broadest part of the face.
Minimize the curves and add definition with soft, angular, rectangular
styles or double brow styles. Higher temples will create a longer
profile. Sunglasses with brow bars also pull the eye upward, making the
face appear longer.

 

Frame suggestions : Wider frames with angular / rectangular styles

 

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Diamond shape

This
face shape has wide or high cheekbones with a narrow forehead and chin.
Oval sunglasses will soften the contour of the face, although softly
curved square frames will work as well. Make sure the styles are no
wider than the top of the cheekbones.

 

Frame suggestions : Oval, Square, Rimless

 

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Square face

This face shape consists of a strong jawline, a broad forehead and wide
cheekbones. Reduce the angles with soft, curvy styles that will give
the face some definition such as cat-eye styles. The classic ovals also
works well for this face shape.

 

Frame suggestions : Oval, Round, Cat Eyes

 

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Oblong face

Widen and shorten the face with sunglass styles that do not extend
beyond the widest part of the face. Round or square shapes will look
great on this face. Frames with short horizontal and long vertical
lines also work. Decorative or contrasting temples add width to the
face.

 

Frame suggestions : Round, Square

 

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Triangle shape

This
face has a narrow jaw and a wide forehead. Soften the lower portion of
the face by accenting the eye area. Styles such as cat- eyes should
angle outward at the top corner and be wide enough to balance the
jawline. You can also try metal frames with rimless bottoms.

 

Frame suggestions : Frames with a Straight Top Line, Cat Eyes

Big Hairy Jungle Bitch

A woman who disappeared in the jungles of northeastern Cambodia as a
child has apparently been found after living in the wild for 19 years,
police and a man claiming to be her father said Thursday.

The woman – believed to be Rochom P’ngieng, who would now be 27
years old – cannot speak any intelligible language, so details of her
saga have been difficult to confirm.

“When I saw her, she was naked and walking in a bending-forward
position like a monkey… She was bare-bones skinny,” said Sal Lou, who
says he is her father.

“She was shaking and picking up grains of rice from the ground
to eat. Her eyes were red like tigers’ eyes,” Sal Lou, 45, told The
Associated Press by telephone from Oyadao district in Rattanakiri
province, where the woman was found last Saturday.

Rochom P’ngieng, then 8 years old, disappeared in 1988 when she
was herding buffalo in a remote jungle area, said Chea Bunthoeun, a
deputy provincial police chief.

The province is about 325 kilometers (200 miles) northeast of Cambodia’s capital Phnom Penh.

Mao San, police chief of Oyadao district, described the woman as ‘half-human and half-animal.’

Sal Lou, a village policeman who is a member of the Pnong ethnic
minority, said he recognised his daughter by a scar on her right arm, a
result of a cut from a knife she played with when she was young.

The woman was discovered this month after a villager noticed
that food disappeared from a lunch box he left at a site near his farm,
Chea Bunthoeun said.

“He decided to stake out the area and then spotted a naked
human being, who looked like a jungle person, sneaking in to steal his
rice,” he said.

The villager gathered some friends and the group managed to catch the woman on Jan. 13.

Since being found, the woman has had difficulty adjusting to normal life, apparently because of her long stay in the wild.

Sal Lou said it was virtually impossible to communicate with her because she cannot speak the local Pnong language.

When she is hungry, she pats her stomach as a signal.

“If she is not sleeping, she just sits and glances left and right, left and right,” he said.

Sal Lou said his family was now closely watching the woman after
she took off her clothes Thursday morning and acted as if she was going
back into the jungle.

Many questions still remain unanswered about the circumstances
of her disappearance and what happened to her in the wild, said Mao
San, the district police chief.

Authorities want medical experts to take DNA samples from the
parents and the woman to see if they match. The parents have given
verbal consent for such a test, he said.

Adventure World Adults Only

Saturday 10th February
6:30 – Midnight

Adventure World is hosting an Adults Only Pool Party on Saturday 10th of Feb. Theres live music by Audioperv and Flyte (who?). They’re putting on spas, and there will be alcohol available (once you’re in everything is free doesn’t apply here unfortunately) and a cocktail lounge.

Tickets can be bought from Adventure World and Live Clothing.

Last year they had a bus to Northbridge afterwards.

Tickets are about the same as normal, around $40.

Police: Girl Locked in Room for 2 Years

(01-17) 19:14 PST Oshkosh, Wis. (AP) –
A 13-year-old girl’s father and
stepmother were arrested after the teen told police she had been locked
in a room for nearly two years, allowed out only for meals, chores and
one-minute timed bathroom breaks, authorities said.

Clint M. Engstrom, 32, and Lynn M. Engstrom,
35, were charged Tuesday with one count each of causing mental harm to
a child, a felony.

“The behavior they engaged in and the
conditions this child was kept in are just appalling,” District
Attorney Christian Gossett said.

According to the criminal complaint, the girl
had been locked in a small bedroom since February 2005 as punishment
for bad behavior, spending 22 hours a day in the room that had an alarm
and dead-bolt lock on the door.

A camera recorded the girl’s activities, and
the room’s only furnishings were a urine-soaked mattress, blanket,
pillow and empty dresser, the complaint said.

The couple were jailed on $25,000 bond each.
It was not clear whether they had attorneys in the case. A preliminary
hearing was set for Jan. 25.

Detectives learned the girl’s story when her
parents took her to a hospital on Jan. 12 because she was hearing
voices, Gossett said. He said he did not anticipate filing other
charges against the parents.

The complaint said a search found that there
were toys and electronics for three other children living at the home,
about 90 miles northwest of Milwaukee, but virtually nothing for the
13-year-old girl.

If convicted, the couple face more than 12 years in prison each and a $25,000 fine.

Gossett said he did not know where the girl
was on Wednesday. The county social services office said it could not
comment on individual cases.

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