Current mood: 
peaceful
Red hair is a mutation.
This is a fact.
Therefore, natural redheads are much like Xmen. Only, they’re less cool and have no superpowers (Although, they do have a tendency to wear their underwear on the outside).
Have you ever noticed that when two redheaded mutant people meet for the first time, that they seem to have an instant bond?
And that there usually aren’t any more than two redheads per peer group?
My conspiracy theory is this:
Redhead mutants are out for world domination.
Their plan so far has been to infiltrate as many socially active peer groups as possible and corssbreed with normal people (somewhat like myself). They’re multiplying at redheaded speed.
To the normal people of the world:
Take caution.
They’re organised and have a vengeance.
I think Al Gore would agree with me when I say that redheads are perhaps the greatest threat to our society today.
