There are a handful of websites I check on a daily basis, and some which I check less frequently but are still priceless. The fantastic mountain of crap that is the internet occasionally has some diamonds buried deep within.
The latest I’ve found is a website called Men are better than women. We all know that its true, so there’s really no need to waste time with claims of sexism and so forth. It’s funny, well written and knocks the shit out of women in every post. I found out about this site from another blog that I check frequently, Violent Acres. If Men are better than women is a site where a guy bitches about women, Violent Acres is a site where a woman bitches about EVERYTHING. But she writes well, and it’s usually funny or at least meaningful so I forgive her. Check out her most popular posts, in particular ‘most people are depressed for a very good reason‘. Who knows, you just might learn something.
Another infamous character online who bitches about everything is Maddox. Maddox is totally hilarious, but has barely posted in the last few years and those few posts are utter crap compared to his older stuff. The old posts are all still available though, so dig back and get reading.
If you like drunken womanizers (and who doesn’t?) then Tucker Max is for you. Regularly getting smashed beyond all hope of return, Tucker recounts his drunken escapades for us to laugh at, and in my case relate to.
For anyone who’s in to console games, Ctrl-Alt-Del is a webcomic which posts a few times a week. Hell, even if you’re not into games theres still a whole heap of humour which you’ll get. The only other webcomic that I’ve got into is the Perry Bible Fellowship – don’t let the name fool you, there’s nothing religious about it. Unless your religion is fucked up randomness.
For daily humour head over to Something Awful, which is sometimes so messed up that words fail to describe it. Not that I have a great number of words in my vocabulary anyway. I’ve also started reading Cracked, which sometimes has funny posts.
For news which doesn’t let the truth get in the way of a good story, see The Onion.
And if you’re ever bored and on the net, there’s always Digg, the social news site. People post stories and then other people either ‘digg’ or ‘bury’ them. The most popular stories reach the front page. There’s usually lots of comments and discussion on each story as well, so you can get alternate views. If you’ve ever used Wikipedia (and you should have, it’s a great resource) have a look at Uncyclopedia, the ‘content free encyclopedia. It’s an encyclopedia with totally random and ridiculous ‘information’ about a huge range of topics.
Alright, I think thats enough for now. Get reading!
